I don’t know what I am thinking sitting here at my computer! I have things to do! Stuff to accomplish! Our dear, old friend Theresa is visiting us today! We haven’t seen her for years! I am excited beyond measure and must get the house and food ready for her arrival. Truth is, Lisa did practically all the work yesterday. She is incredible. Of course after doing so much work she was cranky and all she did was yell at me until I decided to go to bed at 9:00. Mainly to escape.

I don’t know what is wrong with my brain. Maybe I should go to the doctor.
“You pregnant Donna?”
“No, doctor, I just keep having strange dreams.”
“Dreams about being pregnant?”
“No, doctor, I keep dreaming about…”
“Don’t hold it in.”
“…Depeche Mode and that crazy woman from the Thompson Twins.”
“That’s not a woman, Donna, that’s Martin Gore.”
“Make it stop, doctor, PLEASE! Make it STOP!”
“One moment while I prepare the rabbit…”

Yesterday on the train ride to Penn Station I sat next to a woman who was reading a German book. I noticed this as my Mobiblu piped Falco into my ears. “What a coincidence,” I thought!

Es ist kalt, wir müssen weg hier, komm
Dein Lippenstift ist verwischt
Du hast ihn gekauft und ich habe es gesehen
Zuviel rot auf deinen Lippen und du hast gesagt:
“Mach mich nicht an”

Check this out, it’s a translation to Falco’s Jeanny!

Vanilla Activia with Bifidus Regularis* tastes even better than the prune!

*That’s a SCIENTIFIC word!