It’s true

Audra referenced it in her last comment. Most people probably thought it was a joke. It’s something that I have only shared with close friends but I have decided to publish it for the world to see. I have a playlist in Rhapsody devoted to songs about butts.

butt songs

* “My Humps (Lil Jon Remix Version)” – Black Eyed Peas
* “Baby Got Back” – Sir Mix-A-Lot
* “Ass Like That” – Eminem
* “Honky Tonk Badonkadonk” – Trace Adkins
* “Shake Your Booty, (Shake, Shake, Shake)” – KC & The Sunshine Band
* “Da’ Dip” – Freak Nasty
* “Rump Shaker” – Joey Diggz
* “Whoomp! There It Is” – Tag Team
* “Big Ole Butt” – LL Cool J
* “Daisey Duks” – Duice
* “Shake That A$$” – Nphinite Groove/Lil Billion & K-Dosha
* “It Must Be Jelly (‘Cause Jam Don’t Shake Like That)” – Glenn Miller
* “Shake It Like You Mean It” – Mad Daddys
* “Big Bottom” – Spinal Tap
* “Thong Song” – DJ Boo featuring Stephanie
* “Fat Bottomed Girls” – Queen
* “Bubble Butt” – Disfunction-Ill
* “Ba Bump” – Black Eyed Peas
* “Milkshake” – Kelis
* “Shake That Monkey” – Too Short
* “Shake Your Ass” – Blowfly
* “Please Shake Your Ass For Me” – Vini and the Demons
* “Boot The Booty” – MC Cool Rock and Chaszy Chess
* “Shake Whatcha Mama Gave Ya” – Poison Clan
* “Shake That Ass Bitch” – Splack Pack
* “Shake A Lil’ Somethin” – 2 Live Crew
* “Wiggle, Wiggle” – Disco Rick
* “Must Be The Booty” – Gigolo Tony
* “Booty Shake” – Gucci Crew II
* “Get Low” – Lil Jon & The East Side Boyz (featuring Ying Yang Twins)
* “Shake Ya Ass” – Mystikal
* “Back That Azz Up” – Juvenile
* “The Humpty Dance” – Digital Underground
* “Rump Shaker” – Joey Diggz
* “Push It” – Salt-N-Pepa
* “Big Bertha Butt (Booty Phazed)” – Huggy Bear

I don’t know why I did it. I just did.

11 thoughts on “It’s true

  1. Audra

    You left out a polka favorite of mine, “Skippy’s Bippy”
    (I know a girl named Skippy
    With freckles on her bippy.
    The men all stare, the women giggle
    When they see that bippy wiggle–
    Three cheers for Skippy’s bippy!)

  2. Nathan

    Hm. I always wondered what the hell that milkshake song was about.

    Not sure I can give you points on the Humpty Dance, though. Alhough, it does make reference to “shaking rumps” I think that’s just one portion of a very confounding set of instructions on how to do the “Humpty”. It’s not really a song dedicated solely to butts, like a “Fat-bottomed Girls”, or a “Baby got Back”.

    Of course, I nit-pick here. I realize, the only thing sadder than having a list of readily-available butt-songs, is some nitwit criticizing your choices.

    Happy New Year,

  3. Donna

    WAIT A GOSH DARN MINUTE HERE! What is so sad about having a list of Butt songs? Sure it’s odd but it’s not sad. Not at all! You never know when the urge to wiggle one’s butt to a song devoted to butts will hit. One must be prepared.

  4. Jason

    Pssh you should watch some Latin or Rythem dancers, it brings new meaning to rump shaker…. Or I really should say “Cuban Motion”. But for Samba it would be “Samba Motion” (both knees bent). Anyways its not sad, its very, very cool….

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  6. B. Davis

    What have we learned today, boys and girls?

    1. Post a message about world peace, and tangible
    ways of achieving it…get 0 responses.

    2. Post a message about buns, tushes, moons, derrieres, butts, a$$e$, rumps, moneymakers,
    seats, posteriors, backsides, etc. etc. etc…
    get at least 9 responses. (I’m sure this isn’t
    the end of it…get it?)

    P.S. You left out the butt movie of 2005…Brokeback Mountain.

  7. Donna

    Never thought about it that way???? Well let me just tell you something, Mr Linder! EXCUSES ARE LIKE BUTTS! EVERYONE HAS ONE AND THEY ALL STINK!!!


    I just had to throw that line in somehow.

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