I found images from the Elvis miniseries!

Play Twister on your monitor!

I had a great time last night at Ludwig’s with Audra, Antonio and Lisa. It was nice to get dressed up and go out. Antonio is a regular reader of donnaville.com. Even though we never met before in person he was completely in the know about everything! It was a little odd. But it was also very convenient because we didn’t have to explain everything.

My first eHarmony renewal notice arrived today. I am sticking with my plan to let it expire and sign up after they send me a discount code. I am so tired of answering the questions and trying to come up with something witty since it is always my job to start open communication. Because I am so bored with it and I have answered all the questions 100 times, my responses are becoming more and more surreal.

What is one thing you could start doing today that would most improve the quality of your life?
squats

Tonight you can do anything you want, no penalties, no reprisals, and the cost is unimportant. What are you going to do?
Rampage Tokyo

What do you feel you bring to a relationship that continues to make it work, even after the newness is gone?
The ability to shape shift

What do you find physically attractive?
Symmetrical features.

What is the one dream for your life you most look forward to having come true?
Winning the lottery

Describe your own personal style?
I am a naive domestic Burgundy without any breeding, but I think you’ll be amused by my presumption.

If you had three wishes, what would they be?
1. Co-star in an Elvis Presley movie. 2. Have all the children in the world, join hands and sing together in the spirit of peace and harmony. 3. Have 30 million dollars a month, given to me tax-free in a Swiss bank account.

Yes, I get closed a lot.

I must go out and buy rabbit ears for my tv set by May 8th. That is when CBS airs its new miniseries, Elvis starring Jonathan Rhys-Meyers. I am absolutely giddy in anticipation! I am not 100% sure of the casting of Jonathan Rhys-Meyers since he always seemed very girlish to me but that might work in his favor. My mind is staying open.

Right now I am all dressed up. Lisa and I are meeting Audra and her friend in Philadelphia. The weather has been ugly today and I would prefer to sit home and watch La Femme Nikita episodes and eat all natural potato chips but I have resolved to get out and do more! Must preen! Must giggle! Must flip hair and give come hither stares. Must raise f***ability index so men notice me!

I had a dream last night I hurt my foot. My toes were tingling and so I sat down and with a walnut cracker, I removed 4 of my toes. They just snapped off, almost like they were made of silly putty. Looking at my foot minus the toes I began to feel queasy. Toes don’t grow back. What will I do with all my open-toed shoes? Maybe if I just close my eyes and concentrate, my toes will grow back. When I opened my eyes, my toes were still just stumps. I ran to my father, “Daddy, Daddy, you must help me!” Even though I was standing, I was able to bring both of my feet up to my eye level, “Look at my feet, I cut off my toes!” At that moment, my toes just popped back in place. “Nevermind.”