It’s just impossible…

I woke up this morning at 5:00am. My intention wasn’t to arise so early. Rather than stay in bed, staring at the ceiling, I got up and got work done. In fact, I got a lot of work accomplished. At 10am, I was surprised it was just 10am! It felt like 1:00pm!

I think I need to do this more often… maybe I won’t have to work until 9pm to get all my stuff accomplished!

In other news, I really think I need to find myself an Elvis Tribute Artist. Sunday was just so perfect and I realized… this is what I want… a man with fuzzy sideburns, pillowy lips, who serenades me with Elvis songs. Of course the problem is that an ETA who does it full time is constantly moving from town to town and he must spread his Elvis love to many women. And part time Elvises just aren’t committed… they typically wear wigs and press on sideburns.

Perhaps this is a dream that I need to release.