Lisa’s plane finally arrived. She sat in Philly for hours and hours. I am fighting the urge to sleep. After work I rented Rules of Attraction from the hotel’s interactive menu. It reminded me ever so slightly of the Doris Day/Rock Hudson DF masterpiece, Lover Come Back. The main difference was Lover Come Back was fun and interesting. I love DF movies. Of course I also recognize that they have screwed up my life with their bent logic. Act like a bitch and men will beat down the door. Stay virginal, men prefer chaste women. Have a successful career, men aren’t intimidated. Yes, I aspired to be Doris Day in all her hard to get, virginal, successful advertising exec/interior designer glory and all it got me was a big fat nothing. So what does DF stand for? Delayed F***. Little did I know, I was the one who would find herself f***ed.
Goodness, where did that come from? I guess I am just a little depressed by what the next few days hold. If you don’t get it, you will shortly.